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Post  Mr Mental Mrs on Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:19 am

I need some advise re: my embarrassing chaffing that I get in warm weather between my bum cheeks. Any advise would be most welcome, I have tried the usual remedies like wedging a sheep up my arse but dont find it entirely comfortable although it is strangely erotic. Please help, I'm at my shits end.........oops sorry, wits end
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Re: Dear Betty

Post  Molly Man on Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:07 am

Obviously the sheep used was 'shorn' an easy mistake to make when applying 'in the dark'
A mature sheep with a good thick curly coat will supply all the lanolin your sweaty rear requires...
However try a Lama...much more upmarket and fun I feel ...!! The continued use of that well used
prop forwards jock strap may have some bearing on this continuing problem... suggest you ditch it at
night and sleep au natural!

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Post  Admin2 on Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:18 am

May i suggest that you just wipe your bottom after you have been for a poo, p'raps you might find ur crack will not be as sweaty. You dirty dirty boy silent

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Re: Dear Betty

Post  Guest on Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:46 am

lucky you....need some lube!!!

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Re: Dear Betty

Post  betty on Mon Nov 03, 2008 12:23 pm

The use of steroid cream around the anus may be helpful but should be used sparingly and infrequently. Ideally the skin around the anus should be kept clean and dry and creams avoided.


Failing that try putting a 6 week old kitten between ur ass crack, this may help with any pain u r experiencing and the bonus is that ur ass will look nicer.. good luck
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Re: Dear Betty

Post  Mr Mental Mrs on Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:13 am

betty wrote:The use of steroid cream around the anus may be helpful but should be used sparingly and infrequently. Ideally the skin around the anus should be kept clean and dry and creams avoided.


Failing that try putting a 6 week old kitten between ur ass crack, this may help with any pain u r experiencing and the bonus is that ur ass will look nicer.. good luck

Do you speak from experience Betty Swollocks
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Re: Dear Betty

Post  betty on Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:08 pm

oh yes lol
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