Dear Betty
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Dear Betty
I need some advise re: my embarrassing chaffing that I get in warm weather between my bum cheeks. Any advise would be most welcome, I have tried the usual remedies like wedging a sheep up my arse but dont find it entirely comfortable although it is strangely erotic. Please help, I'm at my shits end.........oops sorry, wits end
Mr Mental Mrs- Number of posts : 29
Age : 37
Location : On my arse
Humor : Foul
Registration date : 2008-11-03
Re: Dear Betty
Obviously the sheep used was 'shorn' an easy mistake to make when applying 'in the dark'
A mature sheep with a good thick curly coat will supply all the lanolin your sweaty rear requires...
However try a Lama...much more upmarket and fun I feel ...!! The continued use of that well used
prop forwards jock strap may have some bearing on this continuing problem... suggest you ditch it at
night and sleep au natural!
Dr Molly
A mature sheep with a good thick curly coat will supply all the lanolin your sweaty rear requires...
However try a Lama...much more upmarket and fun I feel ...!! The continued use of that well used
prop forwards jock strap may have some bearing on this continuing problem... suggest you ditch it at
night and sleep au natural!
Dr Molly
Molly Man- Number of posts : 3
Registration date : 2008-11-03
Re: Dear Betty
May i suggest that you just wipe your bottom after you have been for a poo, p'raps you might find ur crack will not be as sweaty. You dirty dirty boy
Nurse Gobshite
Nurse Gobshite
Re: Dear Betty
The use of steroid cream around the anus may be helpful but should be used sparingly and infrequently. Ideally the skin around the anus should be kept clean and dry and creams avoided.
Failing that try putting a 6 week old kitten between ur ass crack, this may help with any pain u r experiencing and the bonus is that ur ass will look nicer.. good luck
Failing that try putting a 6 week old kitten between ur ass crack, this may help with any pain u r experiencing and the bonus is that ur ass will look nicer.. good luck
betty- Number of posts : 20
Age : 49
Location : In a cows belly !!!
Humor : lots
Registration date : 2008-10-28
Re: Dear Betty
betty wrote:The use of steroid cream around the anus may be helpful but should be used sparingly and infrequently. Ideally the skin around the anus should be kept clean and dry and creams avoided.
Failing that try putting a 6 week old kitten between ur ass crack, this may help with any pain u r experiencing and the bonus is that ur ass will look nicer.. good luck
Do you speak from experience Betty Swollocks
Mr Mental Mrs- Number of posts : 29
Age : 37
Location : On my arse
Humor : Foul
Registration date : 2008-11-03
Re: Dear Betty
oh yes lol
betty- Number of posts : 20
Age : 49
Location : In a cows belly !!!
Humor : lots
Registration date : 2008-10-28
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