Bit of a long shot

I was thinking of getting one of those old camper van things. WV's I think they are. Anyone else had such a hankering or am I just weird?

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I understand the Bongo is the future, with a pie oven.

van's ur wanting to talk vans

No i just want to talk pies. (Trype pies my favourite)

Bliddy hell! Whatever next? You'll be going and buying one of them rust buckets and selling pies and pasties from't bugger next. People with pie fetishes are just plain weird - the things they'll stick between bits of pastry. Urrrrghhh!

It's amazing what you can stick in between two bits of pastry - perhaps you should experiment a bit more??

I thought that was what we were here for???

Nah! Don't get me wrong - I'm all for a bit of experimenting.

I'll have tha knows I've eaten mushy peas!

Are you one of those sickos that put mint sauce on em?

Yes. I'd say I do prefer to use a condiment - especially when experimenting for the first time.

mnt flavour by any chance!

Not with fish and chips your sick!

ahhhhhhhhh all for a bit of kinkyness!

Yep - I guess taste is important to you int'it? What with your severe visual impairment. Hope you're not in too much pain... looks nasty.

Fraggle wrote:Yep - I guess taste is important to you int'it? What with your severe visual impairment. Hope you're not in too much pain... looks nasty.

mmmmmmmmm! I must keep up - see you've been to Specsavers. And also keeping up with our new monkey mate.

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Ok you've persuaded me. I'll try and find alternative ways of transporting my mobile disco to kiddies partys